OH FUCK NO.
May. 14th, 2006 09:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chibi_trillianTHERE IS DUBBED ONE PIECE IN MY HOUSE.
Make it go away! I'll do anything! I don't like dubbed anime to start with, and this is canon rape! I'd hidden from it until now, but this...this is worse than my most horrific nightmares.
AUGH I JUST HEARD SHANKS' VOICE.
Must...find song...that's one long solid wall of noise...drown it out...soul...being sucked out...talking like Shatner...not good...my voice acting...still better than theirs...
THE RAP, OH GODS, THE RAP.
I just saw the editing firsthand. It's the episode where Luffy explains how he got his hat, so I just watched the scene where Lucky Roux blows that mountain bandit's brains out all over the street.
"When he wakes up, tell him it was just a capgun."
YOU DON'T WAKE UP FROM BEING DEAD. *sporksporksporkSPORK*
At least it hurt Tiff as badly as I hurt me. She wanted to watch it as a test of personal strength. She barely made it through one episode, and had to watch the OP movie shorts to recover.
Make it go away! I'll do anything! I don't like dubbed anime to start with, and this is canon rape! I'd hidden from it until now, but this...this is worse than my most horrific nightmares.
AUGH I JUST HEARD SHANKS' VOICE.
Must...find song...that's one long solid wall of noise...drown it out...soul...being sucked out...talking like Shatner...not good...my voice acting...still better than theirs...
THE RAP, OH GODS, THE RAP.
I just saw the editing firsthand. It's the episode where Luffy explains how he got his hat, so I just watched the scene where Lucky Roux blows that mountain bandit's brains out all over the street.
"When he wakes up, tell him it was just a capgun."
YOU DON'T WAKE UP FROM BEING DEAD. *sporksporksporkSPORK*
At least it hurt Tiff as badly as I hurt me. She wanted to watch it as a test of personal strength. She barely made it through one episode, and had to watch the OP movie shorts to recover.
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Date: 2006-05-15 01:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 02:00 am (UTC)But seriously, as bad as I'd heard it was, and as bad as the nibbles I'd heard were, seeing the actual, honest to gods cartoon--it doesn't deserve the title of "anime" after what 4Kids did to it--was infinitely worse.
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Date: 2006-05-15 03:09 am (UTC)...But the One Piece dub is a SHIT cartoon. :D
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 04:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 10:25 am (UTC)...Yanno, the word "anime" is a borrowed word in Japanese, anyway. :D *runs away from her own irrelevance*
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 02:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 02:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 02:21 am (UTC)CAPS CAPS CAPS.
. . . Must. Resist. Further. Keyboard. Mashings. OF RAGE.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 02:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 02:27 am (UTC)Now go and watch mucho raw/subbed episodes to try and clear your poor head. And never be tempted again, my dear.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 02:38 am (UTC)Oh, sweet uncut One Piece, how do I love thee? Mmmm, Dream Soccer Kings and Jango's Dance Carnival can fix anything.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 11:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 03:41 am (UTC)G: CHARGE!
R: Wait, one of your teamates is in the---
CRACKTRAMPLEDEATH
R:--way... >wince< ooo, that's gotta hurt.
The scolding she will recieve shall know no bounds.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 04:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 12:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 01:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 07:00 pm (UTC)The friend I was playing with loved playing as Sanji and Kuro. I heard plenty of Sanji's voice acting "talents" in the hour it took for me to persuade him to mute it. I think he liked watching me scream, because he deliberately poked Sanji into making as much noise as possible.
Admittedly, it's not the same as the anime, but it was bad enough to convince me that 4Kids HQ needs bombing. *whimper*
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Date: 2006-05-16 01:12 am (UTC)I was talking about OP with another student in my class...he said he'd only seen a couple, but what he'd seen he thought was pretty good. Then he revealed that this was the dub he was watching and I felt like hugging him and going, "it'll be okay, it'll be okay..."
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 01:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 02:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 05:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 07:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 08:05 pm (UTC)I accidentally caught a few minutes of the dub this week while flipping channels and they were on the Arabasta filler arc with the town. Ace's voice wasn't too bad, aside from the fact that he was speaking clearly when he had his mouth full. *whack*
Zoro's dub voice isn't bad, either, but, like you said, he doesn't sound right. I think it's because he sounds rather calm, even when he's supposed to be surprised or angry. He's not emotionless, but he doesn't quite capture the emotions the way Zoro's original voice does.
I can't stand dub Sanji's voice. I changed the channel as soon as I heard him speak. Hell, I can't even read fanfiction where the authors have obviously only seen the dub. There was one pretty decent one on ffn that I had to backspace on because she was good enough to actually capture the dub Sanji's speech patterns and I couldn't stand the fact that I could hear the voice in my head. I left a review recommending the subs to her.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 01:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 01:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 01:31 am (UTC)I'll have to tell that one to
Well...Zoro is kinda gay...and he isn't entirely sane...
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 01:57 am (UTC)And I have a soft spot for Crispin Freeman. The X dub was one of the first dub jobs I watched (and it was well done, all things considering) and the switch from Fuuma to CRAZYFUUMA! was a pretty awesome change. I think that's the 'range' I'm talking about--dub!Zoro always sounds just so base-line, and canon!Zoro's not one for getting worked up over much of anything, but dude, get him fired and it's ON BITCH. I really don't think the dub actor could pull that off.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 06:39 am (UTC)But yeah, I'm currently reprogramming my sister who had the misfortune of seeing dub OP and (AGGHH!) liking it. She's making good progress.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 07:17 pm (UTC)Good luck!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 12:13 pm (UTC)I watched mostly out of curiosity's sake because of the fics you and Pax wrote anyway not any real desire to actually see the show. I'm not liking the style of drawing much.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 07:37 pm (UTC)One Piece tends to eat people despite its art style instead of because of it. ^_^
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Date: 2006-05-15 07:46 pm (UTC)While Zoro looked good, the lips on Usopp icked me something fierce. Nami was drawn okay and I could even handle Luffy. They never got as far as Sanji *sigh* or Smoker and Ace *bigger sigh*. Some of the vilians... not so much. Maybe I'm spoiled by all the drool-inducing pretty of Saiyuki, Weiss (Kapitol not Gluhen *shudders*) YnM, AnK etc.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 06:01 pm (UTC)There is no "D:" big enough to express my feelings about the dub. D: D: D: D:
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 07:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-15 11:28 pm (UTC)What the flying fuck?
That's probably cut a great big slice into your soul, so here's a soul band-aid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeXSIvGdPok&search=spain
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 12:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 10:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 12:15 am (UTC)Have you seen this? If not, check it out! It makes me chuckle:
http://www.sheezyart.com/view/39233/
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 12:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 12:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 12:19 am (UTC)(once you hear Sanji's you'll need a brain-tournequet! aarrrrrgh!!)
(no subject)
Date: 2006-05-16 12:55 am (UTC)My head will explode. Skullbits EVERYWHERE.