Wow, Dell, that's a really good online deal on a new computer. Pity I read the fine print and realized it ends at 4:59am ET on the day I get paid. If you're trying to induce people to buy your shit so you wind up in the black after Christmas, making asterisk-studded offers that end at ridiculous times isn't the way to do it. I'm just going to hold onto my cash for a few more weeks, at which point you'll be selling desktops for $200 out of desperation anyway. :D