ext_259443 ([identity profile] clockworkhappy.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] chibi_trillian 2009-03-18 06:16 pm (UTC)

We just had those abstinence hipsters come in with their god awful presentations. I'll never forget- my favorite one involved a present wrapped in gold paper with bows and frills and shit, while the other was just wrapped up in the funny papers. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE SYMBOLIZED PRE-MARITAL SEX?

I was the little shit who said the gold paper looked tacky and the present inside was more than likely a letdown. At least you could always look back to the funny papers and laugh.

I'm lucky I had at least one parent willing to discuss with me what should have been taught in that class, though. I view the majority of the rest of my generation pretty fucked-- seeing as how my own step-sister is of the firm belief that drinking a cap full of BLEACH can prevent pregnancy.

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