You remember that fandom milestone I told y'all about? This is it.

My one hundredth One Piece fanfic (or hundredth separate fiction entry, anyhow). That's with two zeroes. Good gods, I have no life.

Alice Cooper still writes the love songs what makes the ZoSan happen. Sorry I went off-topic, mettathron. Crossposted to onepieceyaoi.

Title: Love Should Never Feel Like This
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Sequel to Poison. Sanji's got a problem with Zoro.

( In which Sanji contemplates killing Zoro in his sleep. )